10 scary, disturbing thoughts for a Halloween nighttime read

Yeah, today is Halloween and everyone's trying to scare themselves silly by visiting a haunted house or watching a horror movie. Everybody knows that, right?

But here's 10 things that wouldn't be just terrifying beyond compare; they'd be downright disturbing!

Like say, for instance, just for grits and wiggles, what if?

Subway never showed up to occupy their spot at Milton Crossings and they just opened up another Dunkin' Donuts, right next to the one that's already there.

All three Lebanon selectmen agreed on something. (Yeah, I know they all agreed on enlarging their office, but that's just cause they want to create more space between one another.)

Everybody was forced by Daylight Saving federal law to get out of bed at 2 a.m. Sunday morning to turn back all the clocks and digital timepieces in their home by one hour.

Presidential hopeful Ben Carson ranted on the Donald saying no one with such "stupid hair and big bags under their eyes" could possibly ever be a good president.

The town of Milton took away the Helping Hands parking space closest to Garage Way before someone gets killed trying to turn left from Garage Way onto White Mountain Highway.

Rochester installed stop lights in the downtown that had more than three and a half seconds on the green cycle.

Lebanon budget board members (who speak at meetings) came off as something other than "Grumpy Old Men."

Fox Sports had the backbone to allow the players to keep playing a World Series game after their broadcast truck choked. Shame on them on Game 1!

Jeb Bush ever stopped with the "deer in the headlights" look.

The Patriots lost a game the entire season.