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Flamingo flocking fund-raiser flies in for July

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During the month of July, Granite State Choral Society and Sole City Dance will be guiding unruly Flocks of Flamingos around the Tri-city area to roost a bit on the lovely lawns of its residents. Specially trained Flamingo Flock Flight Engineers will be helping them land in the yard of your choice OR by-pass those who have purchased Anti-Flocking Insurance.

It's simple:

1. Pick your friend.

2. Pick your flock size.

3. Pay a landing fee donation.

The Flamingo Flock Flight Engineers will handle the rest.

Flocks will rest for a short duration before taking off. At the landing site the homeowner, for a small donation, can send the flock on, have it removed sooner or learn who sent the flock. Can't abide all that PINK? Anti-Flocking Insurance is available.

"Flocking is done in good spirits and is not meant to be malicious, says GSCS President, Liz Tonkins-Agea. "To make this fund-raiser successful, we must have willing participants. Flock removal does not require payment, but a donation to benefit Granite State Choral Society /Sole City Dance would be greatly appreciated. We have a large flock of flamingos, please help fund our care and upkeep. The Flamingos are precious property to us and we want to keep them in our possession so all can enjoy."

For more information, call the GSCS/ SCD Flocking Hotline (603) 332-3898 or visit GSCS's website at www.gschoralsociety.org.

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