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Monday, March 16, 2026 9:16 am
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In a free market, needs and wants (demands) are met by those willing to take a risk. In some cases, risk takers create needs or wants. There are numerous examples of creating a want and then supplying it. Two come to mind. Back in 1975, Gary Dahl invented the Pet Rock. The fad lasted long enough to make Mr. Dahl a millionaire. In the 1970s, Martha Nelson Thomas hand made what she called "Baby Dolls" complete with birth certificates and adoption papers. Xavier Roberts acquired the rights, and in 1982, rebranded them "Cabbage Patch Kids" and for a few years, people would stand in long lines at stores awaiting the opportunity to purchase these ugly dolls with hard heads and soft bodies in toy stores around the country. In some cases, fights broke out over these hideous things.
Well, after learning of Billie Eilish's statement at the recent Grammy Awards where she said that there are no illegals on stolen land and constantly being reminded by Black History Month celebrants that enslaved blacks built our nation, I see a need and will meet a need. I will start a clearing house for self-loathing whites who have an urgent need to transfer their real estate and possessions to "Indigenous" people and Black Americans. I have a few names in mind for this unique business model: White Assuagement Transfers -WAT-and Self-Loathing Acquisition Redistribution- SLAR. For my services, the company will charge a meager ten percent of the value of the things given away by my self-loathing white clients. This would include payroll and overhead.
My new business will lead to the creation of several cottage industries including selling prefabricated cardboard mini homes, and virtual signaling yard signs that read: "Hate Has No Home Here And Neither Do I."
I have to find worthy recipients of the real estate and other items, but I couldn't distribute these things to organizations that do not share my worldview. So, here is a list of organizations and individuals that would be the beneficiaries of the ill-gotten gains from my self-loathing clients.
Native American Guardians Association (NAGA) https://www.nagaeducation.org/
This worthy non-profit would receive all of the "stolen land" from my self-loathing clients. NAGA works to educate people about the history of American Indians and strongly oppose changing the names of sports teams that are named in honor of Indians. From their Website:
NAGA utilizes various media channels, especially social media, to educate the public about the positive ways educational institutions and sports teams can and are using their platforms to educate about Native Americans. Many Americans do not even realize that American Indians are still around. NAGA is committed to keeping Native identity at the forefront of mainstream America. Educational institutions and sports teams play an important role in the preservation and promotion of American Indian legacy.
And to the descendants of slaves:
National Black Home Educators https://www.nbhe.net/
Government schools have miserably failed our nations' children, especially those in the Black community. National Black Home Educators offers Black parents viable alternatives to those failing schools.
From their website:
The goal of this organization is ultimately to see strong families with healthy parent relationships. We believe that every child deserves a world class education. This organization believes that these goals can be achieved through parent directed education. We are bringing the rich heritage of the Black experience to the homeschooling community worldwide.
Historia Revelata https://www.patreon.com/cw/chadojackson
This organization was founded by Chad O. Jackson, a native Texan, master plumber with a successful business, and homeschooler. From their website:
As an independent documentarian, founder of Historia Revelata and Executive Director of the Historia Revelata Foundation, Chad O. Jackson is a subject matter expert when it comes to showing his audiences how America's social constructs sausage is made... and he's not afraid of slaughtering a few sacred cows in the process. His film work isn't just about looking back at history and stating the obvious. It's about exposing the little-known connective tissue between yesterday's ill-gotten lessons and today's sobering realities, chronicling how the past's echoes either sound the alarms to course correct or beckon a harkening back to this country's long forgotten (or never discovered) buried treasure.
A Chad O. Jackson film is a critical thought call-to-action for his audiences to question absolutely everything - especially what is universally accepted - and to consider that, for any question to be answered truthfully, it must be filtered through the inerrant truth: The Bible.
Vince Ellison https://www.vincespeakstruth.com/
Vince is the author of several books including 25 Lies: Exposing Democrat's Most Dangerous, Seductive, Damnable, Destructive Lies and How to Refute Them and The Iron Triangle: Inside the Liberal Democrat Plan to Use Race to Divide Christians and America in their Quest for Power and How We Can Defeat Them. He is the producer of the documentary Will You Go to Hell for Me and hosts "The Vince Ellison Show" on YouTube.
I reject the Marxist narrative that we live on stolen land and, while Black Americans made contributions to the building of our nation, they didn't do it alone. So, prior to accepting the real estate and possessions from my self-loathing clients, I would encourage them to view the documentaries The Real History of the American Indians and The Real History of Slavery by Matt Walsh. Maybe, these two documentaries can undo years of government and private prep school indoctrination that has been churning out people who both hate themselves and the greatest nation in the world and my business will be as short lived as the Pet Rock and Cabbage Patch Kids.
Hal Shurtleff is an Army veteran who served a tour of duty with the 101st Airborne and a member of the Sons of the American Revolution. He is also the director and co-founder of Camp Constitution in Alton.